Thursday, October 22, 2009

Top reasons..

Hiya!!
Having my study holidays started around a week back, i haven't touched a single book for more than five minutes. You wanna what this 5 mins thing is?? pretending to be studious in front of people at home ;)
Anyways, it's time to blog..."oh! how i wish i were a guy.." i have both heard this and said it out myself..After getting some ideas from my friends, here is my blog...

TOP REASONS WHY YOU CAN BE A GUY

* U can comment on a gal in an audible frequency in her presence (just keep ur fingers crossed that she doesn't know any martial arts ;) )

* U can return home late-nights, and there will always be mom ready to serve you a dinner without stares/yells

* U can party with your friends throughout your life

* U can send all those SMS teasing about women (just check ur inbox..i bet am right!!)

* U can fall in love easily

* Phone conversations rarely exceed a minute..and mostly just "uh-huh-yep-ok..then bye" is enough

* If you are 30+ and still single, nobody notices

* U can watch a game in silence with ur buddy for hours, without even thinking(he must be mad @ me)

* U don't need a companion for whatever you do and wherever you go

* Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on Dec 24th in 45 mins

* U don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt

and now

TOP REASONS WHY YOU CAN BE A GAL

* U can enjoy a pink-coloured lolly on the roads, without caring who is watching

* U can ogle without getting caught ;)

* U can say "I LOVE YOU" and kiss your close friend on her cheeks

* U can have your pick from a huge variety of costumes

* U can make a guy to get on his nerves with your way of shopping

* There will always be people to pamper you

* Sitting and watching people is all the entertainment you need

* Ur friend won't think weird when u ask if there is spinach in ur teeth

* U can cry without pretending as if there is some dust in ur eyes

* " Women and children FIRST " (remember the last scene in 'titanic' mve)

* U need not worry about ur career...there is always a marriage...

So, here is the verdict: " Everybody has his/her own best reasons...
and i hereby conclude saying that both guys and gals are equal in the eyes of justice..err..nature.." ha ha ..
i know i sound like some....

anyways, it has been a long time since i blogged and hence i didn't want any reason to pick up some topic in random..if u have something funny/interesting along these lines, post them as comments...

do comment,
nandhu :)

Rite now: hmm..am hunting for some books(story books obviously), hunting for some topic to write a lyric on (can u suggest me one??i will give a try..) ..so basically it's all hunting ;)

8 comments:

Naren said...

who says guys can return home late and their moms have their dinner ready???

Nandhu said...

@ naren,
i know...i have seen :(
what's ur case??i bet mom keeps food for u 2 ...don't lie, i will ask her :)

kk said...
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kk said...

i like the last thing u said abt the girls..they always hav marraige but wat evr boys do we finally hav a career to look on...and i 2 object who said mom waits fr u with dinner ready at late night??..but we boys r quite smart we hav it out bfr comin back late at night... :)

Nandhu said...

@ kk,
yep yep .. b serious abt ur career ;)
c'mmon, it's hard for me 2 belive dat u guys object d same thing...
(that was wat i thot as one of the coolest thing in bein a guy..ESCAPE ;) )

Naren said...

ya i agree with kk if i'm coming home late it probably means i already had dinner. if i didn't have dinner it means i'm home by 8.

Nandhu said...

@ naren,
cool :)

MITHUN... said...

dai kk reel vidada nandu b'day ku yetana maniku vituku pona ... nandhi ne sonadhu yellam correct but exceptions r dere.. being an rmk student i cant accept the first one