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hiya !!

i just browsed for sometime and found some of the famous jpr dialogues...if you don't know who he is, then here is a short intro...he is the chairman of some of the famous colleges in Chennai..He is really famous for his English speaking skills, damn good that i always wanted to hear to him ( but luckily or un-luckily i am not in one of his colleges). So what makes his English special is that he directly converts all the Tamil words into equivalent English words, without changing the order..

Disclaimer: All the contents below are what he actually said, and not the blog author's imagination. I just don't have anything against him and this post is meant only for fun :)

# About his family :
* I have two daughters. Both of them are girls…(?)# At the ground :
All of you, stand in a straight circle.

* There is no wind in the balloon.

*The girl with the mirror please come her…{Meaning girl with specs).

# To a boy, angrily :

* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?

# Giving a punishment :

* You, rotate the ground four times…

* You, go and under-stand the tree…

* You three of you, stand together separately.

* Why are you late – say YES or NO …..(?)

# Sir at his best :
Sir had once gone for a movie with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of his students at the theatre, though the boy did not see them. So the next day at school… ( to that boy ) – “Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre”

# Inside the Class :
* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.

* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.

* Cut an apple into two halves – take the bigger half.

* Shhh…Quiet, boys…the principal just passed away in the corridor

* You, meet me behind the class. (meaning AFTER the class .. )

* Both of u three, get out of the class.

* Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today..

* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver…..

* Take 5 cm wire of any length….

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* Bus miss means mess miss… mess miss means hangry… (hungry that is)…
hangry means angry… then not study...

* all standing under the tree whos whos class whos whos go...

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*once jeppiar had come late to a college function, by the time the function had started, so he went to the dais, and said, sorry i am late, because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).

*This is the way his english will be but let me tell u some of the dialogues heard during Sathyabama college day 2001 -
Jeppiaar strict, you for worry.
You get good mark, you for happy.
You get job, jeppiaar the happy.
You get marry, jeppiaar the enjoy

* St joseph freshyears day 2003 -
“No ragging this college. anybody rag we arrest the police”

* fathers give girls fresh..i give fathers girls fresh…( spoken on the opening day!!)

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his speech about kargil widows:
All brothers standin border..shooting dying..child asking mummy…
“mummy where is daddy”…daddy coming body…saying this he wiped his tears…

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this one is really famous : "BOY BOY TALK, GIRL GIRL TALK, BOY GIRL NO
TALK "

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that's it for now,

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nandhu :)